Airing of Flight of the Rhino, February 17, 2013

  • Airlifting rhinos. Seriously? Holy shitballs that is some crazy shit. On another note Sean Bean has got a hell of a voice!
  • The Beeb gets so, so much wrong, then BAM! Something’s called Flight Of The Rhino and it’s narrated by Sean Bean. What is… what… hrm.
  • Flight of the Rhino on BBC2 – so much cuteness, and its narrated by Sean Bean, added bonus.
  • Sean Bean making rhinos sound like the most important things ever.
  • BBC2 Natural World Sean Bean’s voiceover is a little 2 sexy. I’m not just finding it sexy accidentally, it’s m&s food sexy. But with Rhinos.
  • Sean Bean’s commentary making rhinos sound sexy on BBC2 now!!!
  • Sean Bean narrating a documentary about rhinos being moved by being dangled under a helicopter. Okaaayyyy….
  • Sean Bean saying ‘parasitic worm infection’ is just….not right.
  • I don’t mind a bit of Sean Bean. Love watching Sharpe, obviously for the highly accurate historical warfare…
  • Tuesday afternoon? Why not watch Sean Bean get wrenched in 2 by horses? Why not? Why not? WHY NOT?
  • What’s the best movie you’ve seen lately? — Cleanskin with Sean Bean. Watched it last week! Brilliant!…
  • Life time member of the ‘Save Sean Bean Society’.
  • I wish Sean Bean bursted through my bedroom door every time I woke up from a nightmare to comfort me.
  • If Sean Bean isn’t your favorite actor than you can go eat pineapple peels.
  • The only thing I like about Beyonce is the way Sean Bean says her name in the O2 advert.
  • Starting to become a fan of Sean Bean! I haven’t given much attention to him in his other films but after seeing Game of Thrones… OMG
  • Just come to grips that I may have a man crush on Sean Bean.
  • Sean Bean for #Pope. He’s young, sexy, and more than willing to die for our sins.
  • I wish Sean Bean was my Valentine today. Could just do with some rugged northern romance right now
  • Searing pain in rib cage when I breathe. If I don’t make it through the night, could you make sure Sean Bean’s at the funeral?

    Filming Legends in LA, February 10, 2013

  • Ned and Ros? That’s a pair I wouldn’t expect to see… in Westeros at least.
  • Found a film with Eddie Redmayne and Sean Bean as the main characters with lots of black death and witch hunts, excellent.
  • Oh hello, film about Medieval Britain with Eddie Redmayne and Sean Bean. This is exactly what I want this morning.
  • So, watch a film where Sean Bean gets ripped apart or not? Decisions, decisions…
  • Sean Bean: medieval bio terrorist. #blackdeath
  • Found a film on the iplayer called ‘Black Death’ starring Sean Bean. Afternoon sorted!
  • Sean Bean is so sexy for an old guy, I wouldn’t mind bean his lover. Nope not even sorry for that joke.
  • go on Sean Bean lad, shoot the bastard.
  • So, Sean Bean knew about Bey coming to the UK before the rest of the nation? BEYONCÉ – O2 Priority TV ad.
  • Sean Bean’s Yorkshire delivery of ‘Beyonce’ had made Monday a bit better.
  • If you want a good laugh, listen carefully to the way Sean Bean says ‘Beyonce’ next time you see that O2 advert.
  • Beyonce with a Sean Bean voiceover is just ultimate sexiness.
  • An O2 Sean Bean advert just came on the TV downstairs and all I can hear is Arthur shouting “bloody bastards” in his best Yorkshire accent.
  • Damn it. Please don’t flash Sean Bean’s name in your opening credits. Because I’ll spend the whole movie thinking up death scenarios.
  • Was going to bed and that god that is Sean Bean came on screen. May put off going to bed.
  • My pal has just joined a shouty girl punk band called ‘Sean Bean Death Scene’. Possibly the best name ever.
  • We’re watching a movie extract in my short film class right now and omfg Sean Bean just appeared, I died.
  • Someone needs to do a comparison of how often Sharpe nearly dies and how often Sean Bean dies on screen.
  • sigh* Sean Bean is just so gorgeous in Game of Thrones. I need to shake off this fetish for grubby men with greasy hair.
  • It’s two hours of Sean Bean being a manly bastard. With some excellent musicianship from John Tams.
  • I have a soft spot for Sean Bean. When I saw him naked in the movie #StormyMonday, it certainly clarified some things for me.
  • I saw your “fave” this morning; I mean, you agree, right? Sean Bean *is* the ultimate Fray Bentos ambassador, right.
  • Damn, just missed a documentary on BBC4 on the T-34 tank, narrated by Sean Bean – surely the manliest programme ever.
  • Not everyone worries about looking like Sean Bean after getting a haircut, you know.
  • Does Sean Bean have a best friend? Could I be his best friend? Would he like me? Can I fill out an application?
  • YESSSS Sean Bean’s just said ‘bastard’ on Game Of Thrones.
  • Screw studying, I’m having a Sean Bean marathon.
  • I’ve found out where Sean Bean’s nephew works .. Now just to eat there every day until I bump into Sean Bean. Then we shall marry. Plan.
  • In the quieter moments of my day, I often wonder what Sean Bean is doing with his day.
  • I can’t wait for the Same Sex Marriage Bill to become law, I’m going to legally marry Sean Bean!
  • I think the Richard III lady has mixed him up a tiny bit with Sean Bean.
  • On the Other side of the World, I found people hating Sean Bean.

    • General Comments, February 03, 2013

  • Good morning. It’s amazing what thoughts Sean Bean brings out in women.
  • I’m in Mordor. Or as the locals call it, Parow Centre.” One does not simply walk into Parow Center… You need Sean Bean.
  • About to watch 6th episode of Game of Thrones in one day. It wud appear that Sean Bean has replaced the cigarettes in my life!
  • Is it normal if I just had a dream about seeing Sean Bean at Starbucks?
  • Sean Bean has been in something dressed as a woman? How did I miss that? And do I want to see that?
  • Pfft! Sunday. Chill out and watch dwarves being hurled and another Sean Bean character getting offed.)
  • According to a Daily Mail article Richard Armitage is “Sean Bean without the violence or the bad skin” ……..fortunately Sean Bean fans know better.
  • On the bright side, 9 hours of Sean bean!!!!!!!!!!
  • Is that Sean Bean, or just a random stubbly northern man with trust issues?
  • But for now, I’ll settle for going to bed with Sean Bean… on my laptop… in Game of Thrones.
  • I’d like to think that “Mirror Mirror” is the prologue to Sean Bean’s character in “Black Death.”
  • It takes a special kind of script and director to get a bad performance out of Sean Bean.
  • ‘If Sean Bean owned a plaid shirt, this society can only be about thirty years old.’ Actual conversation.
  • Sean Bean is old enough to be my father yet I still absolutely adore him and want to marry him.
  • My love for Sean Bean is probably inappropriate, but man is he slammin for a 53 year-old.
  • If I was crying my eyes out… a young Sean Bean playing tonsil hocky with me would definitely help!
  • Instead of the St. George’s Cross, we should have Sean Bean’s face on a field of azure blue as England’s national flag
  • It’s worth it just to hear Sean Bean do a girly voice in his gruff Sheffield accent. (it’s an episode of Accused, BBC drama, fyi.)
  • So fa in Silent Hill Revelations Sean Bean has survived 1hr, 20m of the 1he 34m movie. GO SEAN BEAN GO!
  • How have I not seen The Accused: Tracie’s Story until now?! Massive respect to Sean Bean for his performance & my godfather Jimmy McGovern
  • Because it’s Loki, or because it’s your Mum? Mine has a thing for Sean Bean, asked me if he stripped in LOTR. O_o
  • Oh my goodness I just remembered I have Lady Chatterley’s Lover with Sean Bean in it. BYE TWITTER.
  • The best film you’ve never heard of? Cleanskin with Sean Bean. Excellent.
  • Little known fact the Sean Bean Richard Sharpe named after the rugby player just shown on BBC. He also played for Redruth. Sharpe not Bean.
  • Watched that new Hooligan doc by Donal Macintyre. Sean Bean funny as fuck narrating.
  • My english teacher knew Sean Bean in university and I ask her questions about him every English lesson.

    • General Comments, January 27, 2013

  • If Sean Bean hasn’t yet been either an about to retire cop or in a Final Destination movie somebody should get on that.

  • Sharing a tub of Ben and Jerrys with Sean Bean.

  • Third jump scare happens in 5:00 mark involving a pop tart out of a toaster. Well shit. Also Sean bean has turned into a doting grandma?

  • I served a pint of guinness to Sean Bean in Sheffield, was star struck enough to embarrassingly ask ‘are you Sean Bean’ #cringe

  • Watching lady chatterley. Sean Bean is about to give me a freakin heart-attack.

  • Sean Bean and Joely Richardson in the Ken Russell adaptation totally embody what I see when I re-read Lady Chatterley’s Lover.

  • I love it when Sean Bean gets to say lines he clearly doesn’t understand.

  • It is everyone’s job to be the man that dies, it is Sean Bean’s job to remind us of that.

  • Am I doomed from the start if I put on a Sean Bean movie??

  • “The dummy of Sean Bean’s body, seen at the end, was so convincing that a crew member asked if he wanted anything.” LOL

  • I’m in Sheffield. The men do not alas all look like Sean Bean.

  • Sat opposite a drag queen Sean Bean style whilst eating breakfast.

  • I dreamt last night I was in a bar with Sean Bean — and another Sean Bean walked in. An awkward moment. Me being a West Ham fan and all.

  • They dont know who Sean Bean is?! My god, who are these people!?

  • The world is filled with mysteries. Where’s Elvis really hiding? How do magnets work? Why doesn’t Sean Bean’s name rhyme?

  • Watching Sean Bean with an American accent is hurting my soul. Why is Sharpe speaking like that, mummy?

  • Yes Sean Bean’s nephew just asked me for a coffee. I think my life is complete now.

  • Jealous of the girl though, I want to be the person sitting in Sean Bean’s lap.

  • Just seen somebody claim Sean Bean didn’t die in anything during 2012. I find this very hard to believe.

  • Ah, Sean Bean… *looks wistfully out of the window*

  • Should I try to get into Sharpe movies? Sean Bean wearing so many buttons is relevant to my interests.

  • One of life’s great joys – searching in the picture system for a can of beans, and returning results including Sean Bean as Sharpe.

  • YOU TAKE THAT BACK! Sean Bean is NEVER PANTS! His script may be pants, but he will always be awesome, until he’s killed.

  • My pub quiz team name is Sean Beans on Toast.

  • Sean Bean is one sexy badass! In The Island he totally gets my panties in a twist. Ha

    • Release of Cleanskin DVD, January 20, 2013

  • I don’t really know what is going on in Game of Thrones but I’m really rooting for Sean Bean to stay alive in each episode.

  • Watched a film called Clean Skin, staring Sean Bean tonight. It was my mum’s choice obviously. It was a decent watch. A few mini plot holes..

  • Watching Cleanskin…. Sean Bean is a legend.

  • Watching a film called ‘Cleanskin’ because mam fancies Sean Bean.

  • Les Mis is really good, but Russel Crowe was very unconvincing, should have cast Sean Bean.

  • Clearly got earphones in yet some old lady wants to speak about Sean Bean whilst we’re in the queue. Ffs.

  • I wish Sean Bean would read poetry to me every night, perhaps stroke my hair, and read me more poetry.

  • Sean Bean looks like a movie star but then he opens his mouth and it’s like he should work in a fish market.

  • Sean Bean just said “Winter is coming”. I may or may not have let out a little whimper…

  • Loving Sharpe’s Rifles. Old School Sean Bean

  • Central Eastern England doing fair impression of Winterfell and the lands held by the Starks. No Sean Bean yet tho’.

  • Now avoiding Facebook for the rest of the day due to unfathomable numbers of people posting a meme picture of Sean Bean regarding weather.

  • I thought a bit of Sean Bean would be appropriate for this weather.

  • Watching Essex Boys. It’s been a Sean Bean sort of week.

  • Went to Asda and seen a dvd with Sean Bean on the front, i just couldnt say no.

  • Sean Bean says – Fire 3 rounds a minute and you will always survive. lol

  • Seeing Sean Bean without a beard is WEIRD. I don’t like it.

  • Wearing a shirt with Sean Bean on and making elvish lembas bread, aka why im single.

  • Sean bean snuffing it in Game of Thrones last night is still hitting me hard.

  • Oh my god, Sean Bean is absolutely incredible in Accused. What a depressingly wonderful episode, so much love for that man.

  • my dad watches ‘Sharpe’ or whatever its called and I’ll shout ‘Have you Seen Bean’ he’s all ‘Its Sean like Shawn the Sheep’.

  • I don’t know if you know this, but… Sean Bean did not die in 2012.

  • Look at Sean Bean’s filmography from the last ten or so years. Just look at it… What the hell went wrong?

  • I keep having dreams involving Sean Bean and it’s starting to scare me.

  • Seeing someone on FB comment that they’re about to watch Game of Thrones, and hoping Sean Bean doesn’t die in it has made me cry laughing.

    • General Comments, January 13, 2013

  • Pay rise yesterday, new Bowie album today?!? My god, if the week keeps going this well I’ll be humping Sean Bean by Friday!

  • Any story, no matter how terrible, gets exponentially better when you say “then Sean Bean appeared”

  • I’ve heard its all sex and violence, with Sean Bean. I can’t see how it would be anything but awesome.

  • “I think that man is the most handsome of all the men in this movie.” ~Mum sees Sean Bean in The Fellowship of the Rings.

  • Most fiancés might expect a drunken, text declaration of love on their future wife’s Hen night…I get sent questions about Sean Bean…

  • Like, I’m not gonna say that I made sexual advances on a cardboard cutout of Sean Bean, but I can’t entirely deny it if you find the video.

  • ”Winter is Coming!!.” – Sean Bean having sex…Probably.

  • I bet Sean Bean does stuff like run errands in the middle of the afternoon and, by habit, just kinds expects to die halfway through.

  • Weirdest dream ever = Sean Bean was trying to open one of my nail polish bottles in the kitchen, my imagination is unlimited, love it.

  • Ah yes, a young and hot pre-scar Sean Bean on tv. As lovely as I remembered. #PatriotGames (Not that he’s gotten any uglier. Hell no.)

  • Momentary panic when I read “sean bean dies”

  • Feel like i should defend Sean Bean after seeing an article that described him as “looking disheveled”….

  • A Sean Bean-led TV show about the travails of a CIA agent, written by Homeland’s Howard Gordon? The show could be worse. #Legends

  • Finally watching Sean Bean in Accused as Tracey the transvestite… Amazing. He looks a bit like Donatella Versace.

  • My surname is Sharpe. I once had a call centre operative ask if I was related to Sean Bean…

  • Well that was weird. Either Sean Bean was playing me in my dream last night. Or I was playing him.

  • In 15 years Sean Bean will be in a movie and looking at his barren homeland upon returning after may years will say “Still Stark”.

  • Oh Lord, Sean Bean. You’re too cool. If I become half the man you are, then I will consider myself and humanity itself fortunate.

  • There is only one correct way of saying “bastard”. The Sean Bean way.

  • Walked into the lounge in time to see Sean Bean talking to a horse. Trying to work out how the horse is going to kill him.

  • Halfway through my shift I saw a man who looked like Sean Bean and it made me happy for the rest of my shift.

    • General Comments, January 06, 2013

  • Every time Sean Bean dies, an angel gets its wings.

  • Really thought Sean Bean was gonna be ok ’til that 4th arrow.

  • No no you were great, really Sean Bean. You were awesome, you fought bravely. I mean you were kind of a dick but yeah you did great though.

  • I dont know man. I might have just given Sean Bean the ring. He seems genuine.

  • Sean Bean’s delivery of “they have a cave troll” remains one of my most favourite things ever.

  • The reaction of joy when my family realised Sean Bean was on telly was a bit embarrassing.

  • Sean Bean should probably get into politics ASAP.

  • Everything overseas eventually comes to Singapore. I’m patiently awaiting winter, since Sean Bean keeps going on about how it’s coming.

  • Oh man, young Sean Bean. Be still my heart.

  • I’m enjoying watching Sean Bean strip every few minutes.

  • The moment I fell in love w/Sean Bean was the interview where he talked about worcester sauce for 5 mins to a confused looking American.

  • Oh dear Boromir (?) (Sean Bean) dying has made me want to watch some early Sharpe… *searches obscure cable channels in hope*.

  • Sean Bean. I don’t fancy him, but that voice….#phwoar.

  • If I ever bump into a man wearing this t-shirt I will ask him to marry me there & then *prays it’s Sean Bean* Oliver Mellors shirt …

  • The barber didn’t know how to make me look like Sean bean so I opted for hiding my thinning patch.

  • A locked twitter account has suggested best moments of The Hobbit included dwarves doing impressions of Sean Bean.

  • Pretty sure Sean Bean does the announcements at Temple station. Just need to get him to say “Bastard” to confirm.

  • A bit of Sean Bean as Ned Stark!! That’ll do nicely.

  • Sean Bean has been shot in every episode of Sharpe so far, been slashed by many swords, hit with a chicken and has not died. This is madness.

  • Lego LOTR is hilarious. Sean Bean just got killed by an archer who used a banana instead of an arrow. KIDS: stay away from sharp fruit.

    • General Comments, December 30, 2012

  • Helloooooo Sean Bean. Now I’m over 30 I totally get the appeal.

  • What if Sean Bean could only speak in lines from his films? “Cavalry? ‘ave shit ’em!” on BBC Breakfast promoting another nail in his coffin.

  • Any argument can be resolved with the words: “also, Sean Bean.” trumps all logic!

  • I proudly own a Ukulele named Boromir after the LOTR character and because of my love for Sean Bean.

  • I think I’d like a CD of Sean Bean reciting British placenames. Great voice.

  • Dear Whoever, Your rotten car alarm is ruining my Christmas. I am watching Sharpe’s Challenge and I quite like Sean Bean. I don’t like you.

  • Watching a very festive family Christmas film where loads of people are getting killed by Sean bean

  • Sean Bean’s smile is like the perfect image of happiness, he just looks so so happy

  • Mum’s screaming and crying at the tv because sean bean is kissing “the wrong person”

  • Sean Bean! Knew I forgot something on my Xmas list! Next year. ☑

  • Sean Bean is on telly. Fun fact about Sean: his nephew Dan hands out cards that say “Add me on Facebook, I’m Sean Bean’s nephew.”

  • Poor Catelyn. No wonder she looks banjoed. Hard life. Sean Bean rode South, came home with new son and full set of veneers.

  • In a Sean Bean mood, Sharpe it is then. “…Now you and I know you can fire three rounds a minute. But can you stand?”

  • SHARPE’S RIFLES is so much fun; swashbuckling fight scenes with really organic sound fx, and a babin’ Sean Bean having a roll in the hay.

  • The dog is a fan of Sean Bean…like any good female should be.

  • Getting letters asking to invest in racehorse gambling and Sean Bean movies.

  • My mum loves Sean Bean, can’t wait for her reaction when he gets killed off!

  • If you don’t fancy Sean Bean at least a little bit you’re lying.

  • I want a Sean Bean bodypillow.

  • “And which one of you is a marksmen at ten?” in that thick Yorkshire accent tho… Sean Bean should be my friend and teach me stuff.

    • General Comments, December 23, 2012

  • When Santa enters yer house by’t chimney it’s called magic but when I enter Sean Bean’s house through’t chimney it’s called flamin’ stalking.

  • Hey, if Sean Bean came down my chimney I’d certainly call it Christmas!

  • Talking of Christmas, you are my only hope that Sean Bean is winging his way to me in a box… *hopeful face*

  • If anyone happens to just have a life size cut out of Sean Bean hanging around they don’t want, that would make my mothers Christmas.

  • Holy crap, the #DoctorWho Christmas special has a Sean Bean reference in it. “WINTER IS COMING!”

  • I want an app that works with my weather app to alert me to incipient cold and snowy weather with Sean Bean saying, “Winter is coming.”

  • I would deffo just give the ring to Sean bean and be done with the whole thing. Maybe go chill in Rivendale.

  • Sean Bean saying ‘Guru’ is ridiculous.

  • I wouldn’t normally recommend running like a hare if you spot Sean Bean, but… mind yer head!

  • It’s the fat cynt from the Full Monty! And he’s calling Sean Bean fat!

  • Sean Bean is born the same year as my mother?! But he’s hot and not momlike at all?

  • Lady Chatterley’s a pretty decent movie if you’re into Sean Bean and weird uncomfortable sex

  • If Peter Jackson would’ve left some of Boromir’s scenes in the theatrical release of Fellowship of the Ring Sean Bean would have won an Oscar.

  • Sean Bean leaves for Rivendell in The Two Towers… He must have used iOS6 and been autocorrected to Winterfell…

  • Today, technically yesterday, I spent $90 on a Sharpe boxset because of Sean Bean. I think my love for him has gone too far.

  • Sean Bean is the only man who can look good as a tranny. Go on my son, ya bleedin ride!

  • “Boy I sure took in a lot of Sean Bean today.” – funniest thing my dad has said in awhile.

  • Also nice to see Richard Armitage is continuing his quest to be the new Sean Bean by moving into the Tolkien universe.

  • I liked that Downton Abbey was as much about working class as about gentry. Bravo Julian Fellowes! Someone should tell Sean Bean this.

  • Just watch all the movies with Sean Bean living at the end to cheer yourself up.

  • Sometimes I take my friend’s Macbeth book and stare at Sean Bean because there is a big Sean Bean photo in it.

  • Had a dream I was making out with Sean Bean. All he kept saying was “One does not simply stop making out with this girl”. Then he died.

  • Wow! It’s maybe really the end of the world tomorrow… Just watched a Tv show with Sean Bean, and guess what ? HE DOESN’T DIE ! Amazing !

  • I seriously wonder how Sean Bean keeps a straight face during death scenes at this point.

  • Last nights highlights. Asking Sean Bean if his suit was from Top Man

  • Sean Bean doesn’t believe in sequels. He’ll die in the first movie or season of everything he is in. That’s commitment.

    • General Comments, December 16, 2012

  • Sitting with Sean Bean next to me. Might try a nibble on him in a minute…

  • I’ve come to the conclusion that Sean Bean dies in every film/show that he’s in because no one could handle his raw talent.

  • I should really start watching Sharpe again because of the Napoleonic wars and a thirty-something-year old Sean Bean.

  • Has Sean Bean died from overdose in a movie yet?

  • You ever notice there are a lot of charities to protect endangered species, but none to protect Sean Bean? Maybe we should rectify that.

  • I don’t fully trust a language in which “Sean Bean” doesn’t rhyme.

  • Oooooooo a bit of Sean bean?? That will do nicely!!

  • Had a dream that I went on holiday to LA and bumped into Sean Bean. We talked about The Battle of Bramall Lane.

  • Is there a recording somewhere of Sean Bean reading, like, Yeats’ entire body of work? I would fork over a fair amount of money for that.

  • @O2 i have no idea why you’re putting my tariff up in February, your signal is pish, the internet is crap. Sean Bean is the best bit of use!

  • Fingers crossed I am getting a Sean Bean doll for Xmas too!

  • Utterly brilliant, utterly fantastic – and in the end, quite sad too. Sean Bean in the Accused episode Tracie. Time to get up now I think!

  • Don’t you worry about Sean Bean. Sean Bean is going to get plenty of action when the dead rise up as zombies.

  • Sean Bean is the fucking coolest guy. I mean I would totally ride him all night long… Am I right? Who’s with me?

  • Should be doing work but I’m watching Sean Bean videos on youtube instead, not sure why.

  • Why the hell doesn’t Sean Bean have a Twitter? My life would be complete if he did.

  • Anybody have a little voice in their head that narrates their thoughts and feelings? Mine is that of Sean Bean.

  • You know what the best part re: #TheHobbit is? I don’t have to worry about Sean Bean dying in it.

  • I know the credits said Richard Armitage was Thorin, but I’m pretty damn sure that was Sean Bean. Maybe he’s Boromir in disguise.

  • Its okay, we would all turn gay for Sean Bean.

  • I want to write a love song for Sean Bean and send it to him. I fear he’s been forgotten about and I don’t want him to feel sad.

  • I had a dream I made out with Sean Bean. I feel like I should be ashamed, but I’m not.

  • Giving blood tomorrow, so hopefully this will get Sean Bean off my back for a couple of months.

  • WHY IS SAYING SEAN BEAN SO PLEASURABLE?!

  • Sean Bean’s dad ruined the end of GOT for my gf when she treated him in hospital.

  • Hey, relax. It’ll soon be Christmas and no doubt a Sean Bean film on around that time.

  • Wouldn’t surprise me, had odder visitors than that. Like the time Sean Bean was in for 10mins, smoked inside, was removed..

  • Mum sees Brad Pitt on tv “is that Sean Bean?”

  • Nothing will ever be as amazing as Sean Bean dressed up as a woman

  • The way Sean Bean says ‘meg of data’.

    • Hampstead Christmas Lighting, December 02, 2012

  • Come to Hampstead! There is an amazing Christmas fair on with mulled wine, reindeer and Sean Bean!!

  • Nothing like a little Sean Bean to get you in the Christmas spirit.

  • Who doesn’t love a middle-class-Christmas-light-switching-on with Sean Bean?

  • Thought it inconceivable to see SHREK, FIONA, JON CULSHAW, SEAN BEAN and REINDEER in one place. Only at the Hampstead Christmas Market…

  • I was round the back of the stage so didn’t see much. They sounded good though. Sean Bean is a total hotty in real life.

  • Back from Hampstead Lights and Sean Bean, don’t know who was more excited.

  • Just been to see the Xmas lights switch on at Hampstead. Pretty cool to see Sean Bean!

  • MemoriesIWontForget Sitting next to Sean Bean’s mum on the bus … She insisted I knew her son and she was right!

  • Essex Boys on Blueray, why it needs to be in high def I have no idea… Some of Sean Bean’s shirts are fucking shocking efforts.

  • Mama wants Sean Bean bringing her breakfast, she pants!!! *Go back to your room mama & take your tablets*

  • ”Sean Bean proves he’s not just a pretty face with a performance to match the talent around him.”

  • Uncle: Right, shall we ask Sean Bean to come for Christmas dinner? Me: YES!!! Mum: She’ll not let that go now! Me: YAY SEAN!!!

  • “They have a cave troll.” Gotta love Sean Bean too.

  • And the first episode of the Accused, with Sean Bean acting his tush off, and Stephen Graham.

  • Sean Bean…. Have Always Respected Him. Just Love The Way He Does It.

  • My love of Sean Bean is something you can’t understand.

  • Is havin theeee worse hair day eva, just know this will be the day my stalkin pays of and Sean bean is at petrol station.

  • YOU SEE WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU RIDE OFF INTO THE SUNSET WITH SEAN BEAN!? FEELINGS GET HURT.

  • If I was Sean Bean’s flatmate I’d use his voice to grate my cheese.

  • Reading the snow and ice policy in Sean Bean’s voice makes it sound much less dry.

  • I’m not gonna lie, I’m a bit scared of Sean Bean.

  • I’m in windy, rain lashed Yorkshire. Seen the same ex-Army Landrover three times. Expect Sean Bean to kidnap me any minute now.

  • Will Sean Bean say something already, my memes are getting stale…

  • Did those damn dwarves turn you British? …….No, Sean Bean did. Because he’s just nice like that.

    • New O2 Advert, November 25, 2012

  • Talking to someone, finding out they don’t know who Sean Bean is and immediately becoming disinterested in anything they say afterwards.

  • Sean Bean’s turning on the Christmas lights in Hampstead?! Wish I lived in London.

  • Need to get to Hampstead, Sean Bean is turning on the lights there!

  • I want to see Sean Bean on Sesame Street, that way he can make an appearance without being obligated to die on screen.

  • Hardest job of the day so far: being forced to gaze at photos of Sean Bean and repeatedly watch a video of him.

  • Have you seen Sharpe? A TV series where Sean Bean sleeps with every attractive woman in sight and kills people. It’s awesome.

  • Sat down to watch Outlaw, an action movie with Sean Bean and Bob Hoskins. I didn’t expect Daily Mail: The Movie.

  • Why Britain is a great nation: Sean Bean voiceovers in adverts. Phwoar

  • Sean Bean is my dads cousin! Does that make me famous? I think so.

  • Idea for a film about a retired alcoholic ex-footballer seeking a renaissance as a water paint artist; Setting Goals. Sean Bean to star.

  • Sean Bean is fucking beautiful, though. The things I’d do to that man…

  • I have a tiny lego Sean Bean……let that sink in.

  • I think the personalised ads in Minority Report might exist, based on the O2 ad that just tried to use Sean Bean AND Gary Oldman against me.

  • The only reason I prefer O2 is because of Sean Bean and Gary Oldman

  • O2 ads just have everything. Sean Bean, Gary Oldman? Who needs anything else.

  • If Sean Bean starts driving an Aston Martin down to Kings Landing then Game of Thrones might actually hook me.

  • Saw Sean Bean lookalike in Sheffield train station. Jubilation and disappointment in the space of ten seconds.

  • Tess Daly’s make-up & outfit seems to be a tribute to Sean Bean’s courageous decision to do *drag* earlier this year

  • Sean Bean trauma – just realised sibling number one still has all of my Sharpe DVDs. Will have to break out emergency Lord of the Rings.

    • General Comments, November 18, 2012

  • My philosophy professor just quoted Sean Bean from ‘Game of Thrones.’ Cool

  • The fact that Silent Hill had a budget of $42m made me laugh! Clearly spent $41m on getting Sean Bean to come back

  • NO! At the end he was all, “I love you.” to Heather and then all you heard was me going, “I LOVE YOU TOO SEAN BEAN!”

  • Anything for sean bean. especially if he is reading poetry.

  • Ashley Judd: Thank you to my friend Sean Bean for helping remember Veteran’s Day with such poignant power.

  • Sean Bean reading war poetry is as manly/scary as fuck.

  • Sean Bean’s voice can lull me to sleep, stop wars and cure diseases.

  • I got so happy when Sean Bean told me I can get free Odeon cinema tickets on O2.

  • I once had a pee next to Sean Bean in the loos behind the Kop at Bramall Lane.

  • I want a sat-nav with Sean Bean as the voice. #ProperYorkshireLike

  • Wish M&S would recycle the Sean Bean Christmas ad.

  • I keep laughing at the fact I nearly punched a guy last night for saying “Sean Bean’s a faggot”.

  • Gary Oldmam in slow mo, a Sean Bean voice over and a slow piano sure makes for a cool advert.

  • Basically, some vertically challenged people go for a long walk with a wizard, an elf and Sean Bean. Yawn

  • The sight of Sean Bean and Sgt Harper rampaging the French whilst swigging brandy is awesome. #sharpe

    • After Wilfred Owen reading, November 11, 2012

  • Girl opposite me is moaning to O2 about keeping her mobile number. If she keeps this up I can see Sean Bean turning up to give her a slap…

  • Sean Bean is just so damn good at reading Wilfred Owen. I wish I had heard him when studying it.

  • What if a weary Sean Bean was passing your fort and sought shelter for the night and a hot meal?

  • It may be blasphemy, but Goldeneye is still my favorite Bond movie. Sean Bean touched me at a young age…

  • In the book, Lord Ned Stark of Winterfell is in his 30s while Sean Bean who plays him is in his 50s. No way a woman could’ve done that.

  • Silent Hill revelation. Best 3D since Avatar. Worst use of Sean Bean since Sean Bean. Thoroughly enjoyable visual meat-feast of a film.

  • I hate it when you go to Silent Hill and Sean Bean follows you there.

  • Silent Hill: Revelation – what it lacks in Alice Krige it makes up in being hilariously awful. Sean Bean must’ve REALLY wanted that new Aga.

  • Watching Goldeneye with my dad and trying so hard not to gasp every time Sean Bean pops up on screen. #Fail

  • Know what time it is? Sean Bean time! Also, it’s time for tea, but the two are not mutually exclusive in this instance.

  • Ned Stark vs Boromir! Sean Bean will be very busy acting out that scenario.

  • Find it funny that more Brits seem bothered about the presidential race than British politics. Maybe we should have Sean Bean run in 2016?

  • If I wasn’t married already I’d be willing to marry him to let him know where he’s going wrong! Purely for research ——-*nods* Of course. One does not simply marry Sean Bean for any means other than research. Yes…yes…

  • Sean Bean is named after the broad bean or ‘common bean’, on account of his northern accent and MASSIVE shoulders.

  • Sean Bean voicing over a Gary Oldman O2 ad is just too much. #swoon

  • Because Winter is indeed coming, I thought I’d give Games of Thrones another shot. Curled up in bed with Sean Bean.

  • Things must be tough, just heard Sean Bean on the radio announcing that he now works on the fish counter at Morrisons.

  • No need to go to the DMs. If Sean Bean were in my bed I wouldn’t sleep in the bathtub.

  • All the episodes of Sharpe seem to end with him walking off into the sunset. This is okay with me, you get a nice shot of Sean Bean’s butt

    • Silent Hill Revelations reviews, November 04, 2012

  • Just watched a movie where Sean Bean is saved at the end & lives. I’m gonna need a moment.

  • I wonder if Sean Bean is aware that other actors play characters who are not only alive, but happy when the credits roll.

  • Despite trying to talk like James Bond, try as he might, whenever Sean Bean gets angry his gets all northern. #nowwatching Goldeneye.

  • Just clued my brother in on the existence of Sharpe. Though my reasons for watching Sharpe are probably different from his. Mmm, Sean Bean.

  • Sean Bean & Kit Harington in Silent Hill ?! My present self is giving my jr. high school self a hug and toasting a glass of sparkling cider.

  • So I went to see Silent Hill 2 the other night and every time Sean Bean spoke I got fits of the giggles, he sounded Polish or something!

  • Must be my love for Sean Bean I’m willing to sit through shit films just for him

  • Oh gods, Sean Bean’s American accent. I actually want to weep. Kittens are dying.

  • In cinemas #SilentHillRevelation a few scares but nothing in the film is as horrific as Sean Bean’s attempt at an American accent.

  • Silent Hill was pretty good. Sean Bean should not be speaking American though. It hurt my soul everytime he spoke.

  • Sean Bean’s accent is the least of Silent Hill – Revelation’s manifold problems, believe me.

  • Silent Hill Revelations is a wild ride! Blood, violence, Sean Bean not dying…very satisfying horror flick!

  • Throwing a 10 to Sean Bean’s film career, as much as I hate Medieval Fantasy films, this dude got me glued to em enormously.

  • Can we start a petition to make sure Sean Bean is in the new Star Wars films?

  • Sean Bean is Boromir, Sharpe and Eddard Stark. Therefore he’s the best actor ever.

  • I fancy Sean Bean. I’ve probably mentioned this several times already. Don’t care.

  • Neil just said “not everything with Sean Bean in is good” followed by “dont tell everyone that ive got a mug of him!”

  • There aren’t many celebs I’ll get my knickers wet over, but Sean FRICKIN Bean.

  • Sean Bean is 80% less attractive without his accent. Science.

  • Man, I need to find a monster that turns into Sean Bean when I defeat him.

  • Melody on Sean Bean: “He’s like a pretty tree trunk.”

  • Can we just abolish the two party system and promote Sean Bean as king??

  • One does not simply criticize Sean Bean. Not with 10000 posts could you do this. It is folly.

    • Silent Hill Revelations Premieres, October 28, 2012

  • My mum just told me she has a new 4 year old on her bus that looks like a mini Sean Bean. I have decided that I must meet him one day.

  • Silent Hill 2 was awesome. Mostly what I got out of it was admitting Sean Bean gets more attractive with age.

  • If you’re lucky you’ll see Sean Bean running around shouting “Roooooooseeeee!”

  • Sean Bean in a 3D film??? I think that may be too much for me to handle!

  • So, Silent Hill 2 did not impress me as much as I expected. But Sean Bean saved the whole movie.

  • SILENT HILL REVELATIONS…a souless, artless, self-indulgent turd of a movie with little that is forgivable. Sean Bean should be ASHAMED!

  • Read an article years ago that said Sean Bean managed to turn Brad Pitt into a Blade, whilst on set of Troy.

  • Love it! I stopped to let Sean Bean cross the road once near where I live. I wonder if he knits?

  • You won’t be saying that when a Sean Bean ends up on your doorstep naked except for the ribbon he’s wrapped in.

  • Whenever Sean Bean was on TV, my dad would point at the screen and go “There’s our lad”.

  • Sean Bean is weirdly awkward in interviews. First thing he said was “Yeah. Hi. Good.”

  • Just passed Sean Bean on the stairs of The Groucho and yes, we shared a smile. It was loving. It was tender.

  • Thinks Sean Bean keeps on going back in time! He’ll be a caveman next.

  • What I do like about GOT is that you’re watching Sean Bean, but its not Sean Bean. Like you actually believe he is Ned Stark.

  • Sean Bean makes this movie, okay? He actually knows how to act.

  • Sean bean is not to be fucked with.

    • After Daily Mail’s having a beer photos, October 21, 2012

  • Found a small detail about my “Marry Sean Bean plan”: His daughters are probably older than me. #DetailsDetails.

  • My English teacher who knew Sean Bean said he was kind of big headed, how very dare you.

  • My first crush was Sean Bean in Sharpe, just discovered I was 3 when I was watching it.

  • Time for a mini Sean Bean marathon. Don’t care what it is, if he’s in it, I’ll watch. First up: Essex Boys.

  • Got home to find dinner on the table, beer open, doughnuts for pudding and a Sean Bean movie on the TV. What is going on?

  • Sean Bean was Sharpe, Boromir, Zeus, and Edard stark. That’s a lad you’d share a packet of Mccoys with.

  • The “Skills” section of Sean Bean’s CV must just read: Swords and Being Northern.

  • My mom fangirls over Sean Bean… I know where I get it from now. Every person is a fangirl at heart. Lol.

  • Me and Mom fighting over Sean Bean

  • Told mum that I saw Sean Bean in HMV before and she almost died right in front of me.

  • I love waking up to see Sean Bean’s face on our fridge.

  • Dear @O2, when I hear Sean Bean narrating your adverts it makes me think of being ravished by a groundskeeper.

  • My son is learning a Yorkshire accent for his play by watching Sean Bean in Sharpe. Unfortunately all he can say so far is “BASTARD”.

  • Only the Daily Mail could make a story out of Sean Bean having a beer and a fag outside a pub. He is just relaxing, he is not dishevelled.

  • Seriously – why the fuck does that even warrant a story? “SHOCK TRUTH: SEAN BEAN IS A MAN FROM SHEFFIELD”

  • Photo of Sean Bean in Telegraph today drinking a beer in London, no story! How random.

  • It’s in the Telegraph as well, Sean Bean divorced from 4th wife has a beer. Really odd, is it a secret message?

  • Mmm.. Perhaps a little bit of Sean Bean will do the trick.. I’d let him buckle my swash any time.

  • “Previously on F1…” No one can say that quite like Sean Bean

  • I’ve always wondered how much Sean Bean gets for his “Next time on Formula 1…” line at the end of the F1 on the BBC.

  • Unfortunately, Sean Bean’s American accent isn’t as hilariously bad as I found it at the time. This must be what growing old feels like.

    • Comments after Fight Club documentary airing, October 14, 2012

  • In a parallel universe, Sean Bean lives in everything he stars in.

  • My Halloween costume choices are pretty limited this year outside of Sean Bean characters.

  • Has Sean Bean turned up in Merlin yet? And if not *slams fist on desk* WHY NOT?

  • Why is Sean Bean always in movies I never expect him to be in?

  • I hope I don’t dream about Sean Bean and sharks again.

  • And Sean Bean as the villain is making me proud that we are both valued customers of the same kebab shop in Sheffield!

  • Sean Bean. A man so stereotypically northern, his blood type is ‘Gravy’.

  • OMD, women all across UK will be fainting from shock at you not knowing who Sean Bean is!!

  • I have a completely involuntary reaction to seeing Sean Bean on screen in that I yell “All this over a fookin’ shoppin’ centeh?”

  • So, i’m just watching this programme narrated by Sean Bean and apparently in the 1720’s you could get a PINT of GIN for a PENNY.

  • Look at her shirt. One minute she’s undone two buttons, the next three. Seems to be after Sean Bean says her name.

  • Women in corsets, fighting, narrated by Sean Bean. Game On.

  • Any documentary is made better when Sean Bean is commentating.

  • I wish Sean Bean could narrate my life.

  • Writing a piece on Sean Bean. “I wonder if he does Twitter?” Of course he doesn’t do Twitter! He’s Sean chuffing Bean!

  • I remember in primary school we always played Lord of the Rings. I was Boromir so I always died. But I got to be Sean Bean.

  • My mother-in-law bought Game of Thrones solely because Sean Bean was on the cover. Got a shock but went on to love it

  • Finally watching ‘Accused’. Sean Bean as a tranvestite scares me a bit.

  • I’ve seen Sean Bean from a distance! That’s much better than some posing fucker from a shit T.V show!

  • OMG, I just found out Sean Bean was in National Treasure. Can’t believe Sean Bean would sink that low…to film a movie with Nicholas Cage.

  • Sean Bean: swearing and dying in movies since his career began.

  • When will the Sean Bean look ever be in fashion? (I don’t mean dead like him in everything he does by the way.)

    • Comments after bust-up at Groucho Club, October 07, 2012

  • In a bad mood. Think I’ll watch a DVD to cheer myself up. It’s called Black Death and stars Sean Bean. Hopefully there’s a happy ending.

  • That 20 minute jog has caused severe trauma. Management plan = digestives and Game of Thrones, Sean Bean is one voluptuous Hand of the King.

  • I miss Sean Bean’s head being attached to his body.

  • One does not fall over running after photographers! It is folly!

  • Watching Sean Bean as a tranny in Accused. My god he’s magnificent!

  • Finally had chance to see the first episode of Accused, Sean Bean’s acting is on another level, seriously underrated.

  • Cool. We went to Sean Bean’s house. His back garden was a state.

  • Watching Caravaggio, from 1986. Tilda Swinton is horrifying. Sean Bean is hot. I was 5 at the time. Weird on so many levels.

  • Is it sad I wanna go see Silent Hill Revelations just to see Kit Harington and Sean Bean?

  • I once flogged a Gregg’s pasty to Sean Bean – on the fact that it had beans in it. Told him it was a “must” purchase. Sold!

  • Just saw an advert on TV that wasn’t voiced by Sean Bean. Is he ill?

  • See, when people mention Jack Ryan I hear Sean Bean’s NI accent – “How’s the family, Ryan?”.

    • General Comments, September 30, 2012

  • Haha! Too bad some of us would do just about anything for a Sean Bean fix.

  • I have always thought that Sean Bean is very over-rated!!! Most of the fairer sex disagree, however!

  • To plant a flower in a dream, to grow a serpent in your spleen, to eat a cat and then a teen, and rhyme the shit out of Sean Bean

  • I mentioned it earlier but I’m going to say it again, I spotted Sean Bean today buying a pasty in London. Really annoyed my phone crashed.

  • From Lord of the Rings to O2 advert voiceover, the rise and fall of Sean ‘put t’kettle on’ Bean.

  • So… Time to stalk Sean Bean!! I figure he’s got a load of ex-wives that might be happily willing to tell me where he is…

  • When someone appears in your dreams,it means that person misses you.” But I’ve never even met a naked Sean Bean in Argos!

  • On the other hand, I dreamed about Sean Bean. He was my brother-in-law in the dream. So tantalizingly close, yet unattainable. Thanks brain.

  • I sold Sean Bean his sofas. Well he might have got new ones now, it was 15 yrs ago.

  • D’ya think the actors on Game of Thrones all took lessons from Sean Bean on how to say ‘Bastard’?

  • If i grow up to be a tenth of the man Sean Bean is, i will consider my life a success.

  • My friend Pat and I had some thoughts for a new series of “Sharpe”. Does anyone have Sean Bean’s phone number?

  • William Mayor told me that it’s a Sean Bean voice double on the O2 adverts. Is this true? These are the things that keep me awake at night.

    • General Comments, September 23, 2012

  • @GaryLineker I wish you had Sean Bean naked in the bath every Saturday on match of the day!

  • Did Sean Bean piss someone off in Hollywood? What’s with all the straight to DVD crap?

  • Then I watched Patriot Games. Sean Bean is much better at being a transvestite than being Irish.

  • I need an intervention. I’m eating meat pies and watching low budget Sean Bean movies while lying in bed…

  • Apparently being a good girl & going to bed at 9pm pays off ’cause I spent the entire night with Sean Bean! Gutted to be back in reality.

  • Just stick to simpler things. Things you know your feelings about. Like Sean Bean.

  • Ooo… naked Sean Bean running. *peeks through fingers* #LadyChatterley *flushes*

  • I’d seriously go to church twice a week if Sean Bean portrayed Jesus in all official paintings / statues / engravings.

  • When it comes to Sean Bean I retire to my “Sharpe” dvd series …

  • Only Sean Bean can say “And just who might you be?” in a perfectly sleazy manner, he’s brilliant!

  • Weird dream. I was playing in a charity basketball match with a Malteser instead of a ball against a scarred Sean Bean & Brendan Coyle.

  • I had a dream that there was a conspiracy of football managers trying to take over the world; me and Sean Bean had to stop them.

  • You know what’s quite bad? The fact that I’m only really with O2 cause Sean Bean does their commercials.

  • Completely and utterly fed up at the moment. Want to crawl into bed with Sean Bean for a while. Sean, if you’re reading this……

  • I heard that drinking 10 cups of tea can make you hallucinate, but we’ve had 12 and me and Sean Bean are fine!

    • Comments after dating rumour, September 16, 2012

  • My sister met Sean Bean’s nephew and didn’t tell him his uncle’s a bastard! Have I taught her nothing?

  • Sean Bean as soon as I hear that voice I want to drop my pants …….

  • Oooh, Sean Bean…He just rocks a cape like nobody’s business.

  • Can we all just agree that Sean Bean was sent here from the Medieval era to show us all how to use a sword?

  • Idea for cookery programme: Sean Bean’s Lean Cuisine.

  • Roses are red, violets are blue, Sean Bean never makes it to part two.

  • Had a dream that Christian Bale was really mean to me but it was okay because Sean Bean stepped in and defended me.

  • Having a dream where Sean Bean is your mum is rather unsettling.

  • Sean Bean dating “Victoria Golembiovskaya”? I’d love to hear him attempt to pronounce that name in his thick northern accent.

  • Sean Bean definitely deserves a BAFTA after playing Tracie!!

  • Watching a show where Sean Bean is a transvestite. This is very strange. He has damn sexy legs though!

  • Whenever I’m feeling a bit down I just watch the clip of Sean Bean going tits up on the moors in 6 inch stilettos.

  • Never thought I’d see Sean Bean clean-shaven. Or in a dress.

  • “I never claimed to be Cheryl bloody Cole” Said by Sean Bean!! I love this programme also slightly worried that I like Bean even more.

  • Sean Bean has killed more people by sword in his movie/TV career than were killed during the 13th century.

  • If you add up all his roles, Sean Bean has spent a total of 5 years of his life in chainmail.

  • All men should have the cheek bones of Sean Bean.

    • General Comments, September 09, 2012

  • Nothing could have prepared me for a sweaty Sean Bean in womens attire runnin through the countryside in high heels…

  • So finally caught up on 3 of 4 #Accused on #BBC1. Verdict? 1. Sean Bean has legs to kill for.

  • My eyes are tired. I think all those emotions of Sean Bean are building up behind my eyes.

  • Sharpe, funnier than I remembered. Sean Bean fun as Sharpe. How he managed to get a pretty girl in every episode made me laugh.

  • I would have started watching Game of Thrones a lot earlier if somebody had told me Sean Bean was in it.

  • Sean Bean has a stupid-ass hairstyle in Game of Thrones.

  • Awkward moment when a guy on the train calls Sean Bean an “American actor”…

  • Sean Bean is in so many medieval things, do you think that’s how he thinks the world still is and when he’s at home he considers that acting?

  • Going to watch Sean Bean in every film he has been in, to brush up on my Sheffield accent.

  • Sean Bean was just in my local pub. Does this compete? Not really….

  • Lordy! Sean Bean is handsome for an old man.

  • O2 should just let Sean Bean do the whole ‘I, Eddard Stark of House…..’ speech. That would work better then the hippy-dippy advert.

  • Slurping vodka with my old pal Sean Bean in The Box – not the sexy club – the sexy shoe shop in Maddox St! Vogues Fashion Night Out.

  • I assume Bean gets burnt to death. RT @NikkiFinke: Toronto: Sean Bean Set For ‘Scorched Earth’.

  • In other renaming news, all of #sufc Womens clothing in our catalogue will be modelled by Sean Bean!

  • I love Sean Bean more than I should. OHHH SHUCKS!! who am I kidding. I love him exactly the right slightly creepy amount.

    • General Comments, September 02, 2012

  • Mums buzzin. She’s been on fone with sean bean. Calm down woman!

  • SEAN BEAN WENT TO MY GREAT UNCLE’s FUNERAL !!! Can’t believe that!

  • Had the weirdest dream last night. I inherited a talking tortoise who wouldn’t go to sleep until it had watched a Sean Bean movie.

  • Why the fuck does Sean Bean miss me so much? RT @UnusuaIFacts: When someone appears in your dreams, it’s because that person misses you.

  • Sean Bean dancing to JLS in a club in drag is the greatest thing I have ever seen.

  • When did Sean Bean become such a brilliant actor? Just catching up on #Accused

  • Sean Bean is one of those dudes who could say “The hamster ate a snickerdoodle” and make it sound totally bad ass.

  • GUYS I THINK I WORKED OUT WHICH ONE IS SEAN BEAN it’s the dude going on about WINTER IS COMING right? This Stark guy?

  • How *does* one use Sean Bean? Illustrated report on my desk by Friday please.

  • Sean Bean’s voice on a Sat-nav would be brilliant.

  • Statistically, you’re more likely to have Sean Bean die in your arms than to be killed by a shark.

  • I wonder if there is a secret club of actors who have killed Sean Bean in a movie.

    • General Comments, August 26, 2012

  • Guy on train has just managed to reserve a table in a fully-booked restaurant by putting on a dodgy accent and claiming to be Sean Bean.

  • Catching up on The Accused. So funny, Sean Bean looks even more butch dressed as a woman than he does as a man!

  • Wish they’d make a CD of Sean Bean reading ‘The Lady of Shalott’ etc’. It would be amazing. I’d definitely buy it.

  • This Accused is nowhere near as good as last weeks with Sean Bean as the tranny. Tonight is basically Corrie with noir lighting.

  • I’m ashamed and kinda jealous that Sean Bean has nicer legs than I do.

  • And Sean Bean is still hot in a dress. How can that be???

  • Watched my hero Sean Bean last night in Accused. Just a glimpse of him in the bath was enough to make the heart flutter. Very moving.

  • I will force my hubby to dress up in drag once in a while. SEAN BEAN IN DRAG OHMAI//’ happy day friend!

  • Just caught up with Sean Bean in ‘Accused’. Funny to think he’s shared many a pint with my dad- Blades Fans! Wonder his views on Tracy!

  • I still can’t stop thinking about SEAN BEAN in ACCUSED. It truly affected me and I’m not even a tranny. I want to write him a letter.

  • Accused was actually amazing. Can’t believe it was filmed in my dads uni building and he never met Sean Bean! Damn it Dave!

  • Ep.1 has Sean Bean playing a transvestite. So yeah, watch it later. And don’t let mum see it – not sure she’d recover. Ha.

  • When Sean Bean was asked if he wants to get killed off in Season 1 or to read 50 Shades of Gray he went running to Illyn Payn.

  • Have to say Sean Bean doing the voice over for this documentary was pure genius. He’s got so much dry wit its hilarious!

  • My love for Sean Bean is something you guys will never understand.

  • Just saw Sean Bean!! So excited I couldnt even say hi like a normal person!!

  • My pitch was a two-hour dramatisation of filling in a tax return, with Sean Bean playing the part of Personal Tax Allowance.

  • Non stop Kitchenaid appliances at work with a bit of Sean Bean doing cake baking thrown in as commercial breaks. #myfantasychannel

    • After Accused Aired, August 19, 2012

  • Michael J Bassett: What a fabulous and brave performance by Sean Bean in Jimmy McGovern’s drama ‘Accused’ on BBC TV tonight.

  • Sean Bean just said my name. Granted, it was in a recording studio for a voiceover but am I going to let that rain on my parade? I AM NOT.

  • Just walked past Sean Bean. Apparently one does just have a fag on Golden Square.

  • When I was six I crashed into Sean Bean on my bike and knocked his pint over.

  • Not sure I dare tune in to Accused. Sean Bean in drag, just before bed, is a scary thought.

  • Sean Bean should do the O2 adverts in his Tracie voice.

  • Sean Bean’s character Tracie in The Accused is partly based on my dad’s fiancé omfg.

  • “I’d like a multiple orgasm.” “On the rocks?” “Wherever darling, I’m easy.” I can’t believe this is Sean Bean!

  • Watching The Accused on catch up & the tranny played by Sean Bean has my new dress on! Fail…

  • Sean Bean has a nice ass.

  • It was really good, Sean bean has nice feet!

  • No A-Levels? Don’t worry kids come to the steelworks where we start conversations such as “That Sean Bean makes quite a good tranny ya know”.

  • In awe of the performance of Sean Bean in last nights #Accused #incredibleacting Nice to see a different side of Seans talent. #justsaying

  • Talking about the programme with Sean Bean last night, my dad comes out with: ‘I saw a transvestite on the train in a taffeta ballgown’.

  • Sean Bean: Richard Sharpe, Ned Stark, and Tracie Tremarco.

  • Sean Bean great on #theoneshow last night. He seems such a deep man. Would love to have a chat with him. #meaningful

  • After last nights’ Accused’ on BBC surely its Sean Bean in Shakespeare at the Crucible. C’mon yes please!

  • #Accused Sean Bean, acting out of his skin, with a stunning performance ! …….This is BAFTA candidate material of the highest quality.

  • I’m afraid Sean Bean will get forgotten for BAFTA nominations next year. He really deserves one. #accused was brilliant.

  • Haven’t seen all that much of Sean Bean’s work (first was his Romeo at RSC), but tonight’s Accused on BBC must be his finest performance?

  • Sean Bean that is what I call acting diversity…..

  • The play with Sean Bean on tv last night reminded me of this one : “Mum whats a transvestite? Have a word with your Dad she’s in the kitchen”.

  • One does not simply doubt what a truely great actor Sean Bean is. It is folly #TheAccused

  • And know you know someone who fast-forwards through most of Lady Chatterly’s Lover (w/ Joely Richardson and Sean Bean)…to look at crochet.

    • Two Days Before Accused Aired, August 12, 2012

  • Well you know, I’m all busy having a job and stuff. And by stuff I mean I’m stalking Sean Bean (don’t judge).

  • My mum is in love with him. I said to her “Look mum, Sean Bean’s a transvestite” and she got scared.

  • I may watch it actually but I’ll just be like WHY IS BOROMIR A WOMAN?

  • Fuck the cure though, if I wanna see a middle-aged man wearing makeup, I’ll watch the new Sean Bean program.

  • Just read Sean Bean is going to be on the telly on Tuesday night – as a transvestite! Got to watch that!

  • SEAN BEAN AS TRANSVESTITE??!!!! HAHAHAHAHA!!!! I shouldn’t be laughing, this just shows how good an actor he really is!

  • Sean Bean’s next role is playing a transvestite looking for love. What’s the world come to?

  • Sean Bean in drag is a sight I never thought I would see.

  • Sean Bean dressed as a woman. EXCUSE ME WHAT? EDDARD, YOU’RE MEANT TO BE OUT BEING A BAMF NOT DRESSING UP IN CATELYN’S CLOTHES!

  • My prayers have been answered. Sorta. I’ve just seen a picture of Sean Bean in drag. Terrifying and Horrifying in equal measure.

  • One simply does not turn on the tv, see Sean Bean in drag & drop hot coffee all over oneself. It is extremely painful folly.

  • Sean Bean as a drag queen?! Not my cup of tea… But Tis Sean Bean! Thus, I shall watch.

  • After seeing Sean Bean as a transvestite I am still in shock. He doesn´t make an attractive woman!

  • I think I quite fancy Sean Bean dressed as a woman, almost as much as i fancy his usual man-god self.

  • Being attracted to a man probably means you’re gay, unless its Sean Bean, that means nothing. Wise words from a worldly uncle.

  • Glanced at the TV guide and a pic caught my eye. After actually reading it, it turns out Sean Bean has had enough of being a credible actor.

  • Ironic: Sean Bean as a transvestite manages to do a better job of being a woman than Hub’s sister! Lol!!

  • PLAN 3 FROM OUTER SPACE: Use Einstein/Rosen Bridge to find universe where Sean Bean still rules Winterfell. Stay there forever.

  • My mum can’t tell the difference between an uruk hai and Sean Bean

    • After Telly Promos for Accused, August 05, 2012

  • I can confirm that the Oil of Olay representative for 2015 will be Sean Bean.

  • Sean Bean we tits? Gotta watch that shit.

  • I feel as though I’m scarred for life after seeing Sean Bean dressed as a woman.

  • Sean Bean in a dress! I’ll be watching that!!

  • Lock up your mascara! It’s Sean Bean as you’ve never seen him before…

  • Lots of awesome crime drama coming up on the BBC. Can vouch for #GoodCop and #Accused (Sean Bean is sensational).

  • Woaah and then there was Sean Bean in a wig and dress…

  • Accused, on the BBC. Because we have all been far too long without Sean Bean in drag.

  • If you need some culture amid all these medals: try Bush Bazaar at Bush Theatre and forthcoming BBC drama Accused, with Sean Bean. Yes.

  • So instead of doing Family Guy, could Tom and Sean Bean just film themselves talking to each other?

  • I love watching TV purely for the fact that I know an O2 advert is going to come on and I’ll hear Sean Bean’s voice.

  • It’s #YorkshireDay. Sean Bean must be off his bastard tits right now.

  • Yesterday was National Orgasm Day. Today is National Yorkshire Day. This week is such a rollercoaster….
    Was there a Sean Bean firework display at the midnight handover?

  • Happy Yorkshire Day! I’m expecting Sean Bean to ride down my street on a Mardi Gras style float throwing tea bags at people any time now…

  • Celebrating my long Yorkshire lineage of farmers and miners with a cup of Yorkshire tea and some Sean Bean clips #YorkshireDay

  • You can take Sean Bean out of Sheffield but you can’t take Sheffield out of Sean Bean

  • Took a vote at work for who should be president of Yorkshire… Sean bean won by a mile.

  • Sean Bean is the most weird actor ever! He gains weight every time he’s interviewed but looks skinny and clean in movies, awards + tv shows.

  • CleanSkin is Sean Bean at his best. Brutal film.

  • Silent Hill: Revelation will allow us to see Sean Bean’s face in 3 Glorious Dimensions!

  • Does any woman in this world NOT fancy Sean Bean?

  • Just bumped into Sean Bean @ Dean St. Townhouse …. Had to resist sayin, “Winter is coming”.

  • I’d buy Jess Ennis a Sean Bean burger.

  • Switching between Michael Phelps butterfly swimming & Sean Bean sword fighting has confused me.

  • Sean Bean does what Sean Bean wants.

  • Dreampt I was shopping for drill bits and cowboy clothes with Sean Bean. Sometimes it hurts to wake up.

    • After Olympics Publicity for Accused, July 29, 2012

  • Where was Sean Bean to officially announce that the Olympics are coming?” They’re saving him for the Winter Olympics.

  • They were going to have Sean Bean light the flame, but they were afraid he’d die half way through.

  • Gonna throw it out there, all this ceremony has lacked is Sean Bean.

  • Sean Bean to light the flame!

  • Pretty gutted Danny Boyle has failed to get Sean Bean, I’m still holding hope he has in tucked away for the end or something!

  • Sean Bean wants to be in Coronation Street.. get that man the first available taxi to Weatherfield!

  • There must always be a Stark in Weatherfield.

  • Was that Sean Bean in drag?

  • Is that Sean Bean in a dress running down a road whilst Kasabian is playing? That is highly relevant to my interests.

  • Ooh, was that Sean Bean in the bath? Smashing.

  • Omg, Sean Bean in drag! My life is complete!!!

  • So yesterday I served Sean Bean’s children while Sean Bean was talking to me, wbu?

  • No joke! Just seen Sean Sean in gym at Klik Fitness. Just been talkin to me about how to get ripped for Lord of Rings 5.

  • I once bumped into Sean Bean. That’s the end of my ‘Sean Bean Story’.

  • Passed by Belsize Park. Peeled my eyes out for Sean Bean and shouted promises of pies but to no avail.

  • Still amazes me that my mum was friends with Sean Bean when she was younger. I could have known Boromir.

  • I can’t believe mum told me a few months ago she met Sean Bean. I was like ONE DOES NOT SIMPLY and then died.

  • Might as well get Sean Bean for mum.

  • Just received a phone call from my sister asking me who Sean Bean played in LOTR. That was it…My family is weird as hell.

  • Elder family have spent a good portion of time this evening discussing the merits of Sean Bean.

  • So cool to see Sean Bean and Dominic Monaghan in another film together after Sean saved him from oarks.

  • Surely for the film Man Of Steel, Sean Bean should have played the lead role?

  • If you walk around on the street with no shirt on, you’re either a chav or Sean Bean.

    • After Moscow Premiere of Soldiers of Fortune, July 22, 2012

  • Can’t help pointing out that I liked Sean Bean’s jacket immensely. Excellent choice for the Moscow premiere.Xx

  • A Sean Bean photo I don’t like. This is a sad day.

  • Better give him a green jacket! RT @Sinjoor: @faboamanto we gotta take #seanbean shopping!!

  • Do O2 care about loyal customers? My money has been putting food on Sean Bean’s table for years.

  • “They have a cave troll” is Sean Bean language for “nice weather out tonight”.

  • “Broomhill Friery is now offering a Game of Thrones special called ‘King of the North’” COOL! (Sean Bean’s family’s chippy in Sheffield)

  • Using the phrase “stark contrast” just makes me think of sean bean’s head…

  • Mellors from Lady Chatterley’s Lover. Sexiest man in fiction especially if you imagine him as Sean Bean.

  • Reading the nutrition labels of breakfast foods in your head in your best Sean Bean voice… a surprisingly killer way to pass the morning.

  • Because of every role he’s ever played, I could never be friends with Sean Bean in real life. How do you trust him?!

  • Had a dream that I was watching a documentary on Sean Bean. And he was a midget and directors would use camera angles to make him look tall.

  • Saw a movie poster for a film I’ve never heard of. Sean Bean holding a silenced pistol. That’s all I need to see. Sold.

  • I love Sean Bean more than you.

  • “I want Sean Bean on my cover… or under my covers.”

  • I didn’t know Sharpe was in it! Sean Bean doesn’t exist – he is Richard Sharpe.

  • Oh great, now I have an awkward crush on Sean Bean. Because that’s not weird at all after 25 years! Or… no, it’s just weird.

  • Just realised that the actor Sean Bean has a name that literally translates to “Old Woman” in Irish.

  • One does not simply slap some impact text on a picture of Sean Bean and call it a joke OH WAIT YES THEY DO.

    • General Comments, July 15, 2012

  • At what point is it OK to address Sean Bean as Old Bean…?

  • I solemnly swear… on the life of Sean Bean’s characters…

  • I’m up to that bit where Sean Bean does that thing that he does.

  • Be aware, I will judge you based on whether you think of Sean Bean as Boromir, Sharpe, or Ned Stark.

  • My goal in life is to meet sean bean and enjoy it

  • I like how Sean Bean says pocket

  • I quite fancy Sean Bean. I’m apparently a middle-aged housewife now.

  • Hmm. I’m in a Sean Bean sort of mood. What’s the betting that this is the one night that there’s NOT an ancient episode of Sharpe on?

  • I have developed a massive and very inappropriate crush on Sean Bean.

  • My new history teacher has pictures of Sean bean on her door and claims she ‘admires him as a person’. I think I can relate to her.

  • I LOVE Sean Bean in Game of Thrones, all Northern. Yeah, I’m in a fur, but I’m from Sheffield – fuck off.

  • Seriously just now! I’m slightly embarrassed because I’m in the RIFLES regiment and theres a pic of Sean Bean in our mess. ‪#fail

    • After O2 was hit by nationwide network failure, July 13, 2012

  • Might wring Sean Bean’s fuckin neck. ‪#O2‬ see what you can do. That’ll be fuck all then Sean, fuck all ‪#nosignal.

  • Dunno who dies more often sean bean or o2.

  • ‘O2 we’re better connected’ think you’re telling porkies there Sean Bean, O2’s fucked.

  • Yes, the signal’s out, lots of unsatisfied O2 customers about today. Sean Bean is livid.

  • I hope Sean bean makes a public apology for O2 being down, anything to hear that sweet, northern voice.

  • Is anyone on O2 not getting any signal? Where is Sean Bean when you need him?

  • Haha! Somewhere in some shithole phone exchange I hope Sean Bean is threatening two O2 techs to get ‘a bastard move on’!

  • Sean Bean voice “Imagine a country without mobile phone coverage, imagine O2”.

  • Hey O2, instead of keeping Sean Bean’s career on life support, how about using that money to keep my broadband on for longer than 5 minutes?

  • Thanks a fucking bunch ‪#O2‬. O2 no service since 12. What’s happened someone let Sean fucking Bean take charge for an hour, ‪#furious.

  • Fuck you Sean Bean for persuading me to get O2, just god damn your charming voice!

  • Anyone else having trouble getting hold of Sean Bean this morning?

  • Damn you ‪#O2‬, I’ll not be happy unless Sean Bean personally apologises. I will accept, we’ll then have a brew & watch old episodes of Sharpe.
    O2. See what you can’t do (in the voice of Sean Bean).

  • I bet Sean Bean is regretting letting them use his voice after this! “See what you can do….when we get it fixed”.

  • Well I for one hope O2 issue a reassuring public safety notice in the soothing tones of Sean Bean.

  • Somewhere, Sean Bean is gargling and eating Strepsils, eagerly awaiting his voiceover apology script from O2..

  • Yah! Sean Bean has stopped messing around with his Game of Thrones and fixed ‪#O2‬. Now they can blame the rain! ‪#Sarcastic‬

  • Guys on @skynews discussing whether O2 will lose customers. They won’t, as long as Sean Bean’s voice is on the adverts they’re cool

  • I just hope Sean Bean’s got bugger all reception “Frodo, wha can tha do wi O2? Mine’s knacker’d, lad”.

  • Sean Bean’s gone quiet

  • ‘BRB, going to find Sean Bean’ is a sentence I never thought I would type

    • General Comments, July 08, 2012

  • Average day at work… Sean bean walks in an has an omlette… As you do

  • Sean Bean is the hottest man on earth… just shut up and admire the beauty that is him.

  • Front page of the Metro… The commoners’ Hollywood. Sean Bean has gone downhill to be on that…

  • In the pub with Sean bean… no biggie.

  • But I like Sean Bean’s accent! It feels like strong Yorkshire tea and a million dreams.

  • I want to go to my next fancy dress party as Richard Sharpe. Then work my way through the whole Sean Bean ouvre.

  • I think I have an unhealthy preoccupation with Sean Bean.

  • That awkward moment when your brother confuses your love of Sean Bean for attraction to Nicolas Cage.

  • Sean Bean! Now there’s a man I’d like a piece of…

  • Sean Bean in the Metro today saying he wants to do a musical. Is Dirty Dancing a musical, cause I’d pay good money to watch that!

  • Sean Bean sighting on outskirts of Sheffield…wanted to shout “Oi, Sharpe” but didn’t.

  • When you’re in the parking lot and see a jeep like Sean Bean’s and you die a little inside.

  • Read an interview with Sean Bean. He said he might be interested in doing a musical. If he can sing and I can buy the soundtrack?! ‪#Perfect

  • SHARPE!…got to love Sean Bean on a Sunday, or any other day in fact.

  • I want Sean Bean to voice my internal monologue.

  • Bean should be used as movie salt and sprinkled on everything.

  • In Barnes & Nobles ooogling over Sean Bean on the cover of BBC DVD cases.

  • Sean Bean, forget Georgina Sutcliffe. You can harass me anytime, I won’t call the police. Unless, you are into handcuffs…

  • Sean Bean should read me a bedtime story every night until I die. Sharpe or Game of Thrones would be fine.

  • Ah okay. Sign of a good film. A dead Sean Bean.

  • I’m going to sleep for another hour and have a Sean Bean dream. I shall report back later.

  • Oh wait, Sean Bean is on. Never mind. *drools and wipes chin*

    • After a rash of media coverage, July 01, 2012

  • Just watched Sean Bean’s new movie Cleanskin and FairPlay. You’ve still got it Mr Bean, fucking great film!

  • Lady Chatterley never stood a chance, Sean Bean simply is that hot

  • My inner censor woke me up *just* at the part in the dream where I was about to get in the shower with Sean Bean. So, yes, I’m grumpy.

  • My life is complete. Fine actor Sean Bean smiled into my iPhone, saying hi.

  • BREAKING NEWS: Sean Bean from The Lord of the Rings Trilogy is rocking Whisky Mist with more celebrities expected!

  • Why did I end up in Whisky Mist with actor Sean Bean til God knows what time? English National Ballet After Party.

  • Chears, man! The party was mad. We ended up in whisky mist with Sean Bean. All in all a really good night

  • Why do people not have Sean Bean-a-thons? Surely he is a-thon worthy?

  • Ever had one of those days when you would rather be smooching Sean Bean and then you look him up on Wikipedia and see he has had 4 wives?

  • This is why Sean Bean is cool. Not the no top off thing, but because HIS CAR IS AN ARMY JEEP.

  • Shoreham Boys tshirt and Handsworth Tracky Bottoms? Nah nah nah nah…. ‪

  • I’d keep the Blades t-shirt on, Sean.

  • Sean Bean shows he has ‘guts’

  • Sean Bean’s Got Daddy Belly!

  • How very dare the Mail Online say unlovely things about the legend that is Sean Bean?! It’s an outrage. I tell you, an outrage!

  • Sean Bean a legend!!! Look at his t-shirt and his @HandsworthFC boys tracksuit bottoms on!!! what a man BEANO BEANO BEANO!!!!!

    • General Comments, June 24, 2012

  • Oh Sean Bean, you handsome piece of Yorkshire pudding, you.

  • They’re all yours… Sean Bean is mine.

  • Yelling at nuns with Sean Bean.

  • My grandad’s had Sharpe on really loud all day. I’m all for Sean Bean but this is ridiculous.

  • Remember when I had an unhealthy obsession with Sean Bean? Yeah, that’s not over.

  • “I’m a Northman, I belong here with you, not down south in that rats’ nest they call the capital” HA! Well said Sean Bean!

  • I don’t think anything could get me up at 4:30 to go running. MAYBE if Sean Bean was inviting me to run with him.

  • Yeah, who am I kidding, Sean Bean could get me to do ANYTHING at 4:30 AM.

  • We’re out of beer, and I’d have to start at Season 1 of GoT and I can’t watch Sean Bean without wanting to have his babies.

  • Watched GOT, Thinking of taking it back in protest of Sean Bean’s death. I bloody love Sharpe.

  • Lena Headey: “Dirty men are good” I think the Sean Bean fans are going to agree with that one…

  • No Santa, No Elvis, No Jesus. There is Sean Bean.

  • The next cat I get I’m naming Sean Bean because that guy has more lives than a dozen cats and has died in more creative ways.

  • Discussing Sean Bean. Come to the conclusion he is the ultimate male.

  • Yes, I’m a Sean Bean perv. That doesn’t mean that any decrepit old guy might do, SB is neither, he is hotteness personified… Enough said.

  • I’m off to bed. Naturally, Sean Bean will be joining me.

  • Sean Bean should do an advert selling him in some way.

  • OMG Sean Bean looks good in a crown!

    • General Comments, June 17, 2012

  • Last night I dreamed of Sean Bean and a deserted beach… Oh, what I wouldn’t give to make my dream come true…

  • Sean Bean looking fat in a dress? U sure hunni?

  • Been watching old episodes of Sharpe, used to love it as a kid but I never understood it. Guess I just watched it for Sean Bean.

  • Oh I like Sean Bean. But I never watched Sharpe. I think I made a mistake!

  • I would unashamedly let Sean Bean fuck me and leave in the morning without a note.

  • Dear God: If you want me to believe in you, then send me a Sean Bean. Preferably dressed as Oliver Mellors. …No, preferably undressed.

  • Sean bean really was born about 1000 years too late. He belongs in those robes

  • Obvious conclusion is that Sean Bean really is a medieval night, frozen in a snow drift & discovered by tv producers.

  • Did i just cry at Game of Thrones? Think I did. Poor Sean Bean, he never gets a break.

  • Whenever I imagine what God looks like, I just picture Sean Bean.

  • Official Olympic News: Ken Loach to direct £27m opening ceremony of Sean Bean shouting ‘Bastard’.

  • “Fuck this show, I’m out” would be a fitting eulogy when the real Sean Bean’s time comes.

  • Another war documentary narrated by Sean Bean. His career would be nothing without armed conflict.

  • Every time ITV say ‪#euro2012‬ is sponsored by Sharpe I start looking for Sean Bean.. (needless to say I am getting very disappointed..)

  • Who can I commission to make me a replica of Sean Bean’s head on a pike.

  • Watching a documentary narrated by Sean Bean. Expecting to hear him die by the end of it.

  • It’s raining and cold. We can’t say that Sean Bean didn’t warn us.

  • My life is just a Sean Bean appreciation life. That man completes me.

    • General Comments, June 10, 2012

  • I bet Sean Bean is afraid of the Internet.

  • Staying up until 5am to hear Sean bean say ‘Winter is coming’. Totally worth it.

  • People don’t realize the greatness of Sean Bean.

  • Is it wrong that I’d let Sean Bean kidnap me? I mean really?

  • Uh-oh. My inappropriate obsession with Sean Bean has started again.

  • Sean Bean has aged, but yes, you still would.

  • I think I would bang Sean Bean simply out of feeling a high 5 isn’t recognition enough of his unrelenting awesomeness.

  • The phrase ‘stark naked’ always makes me think of Sean Bean in the nude.

  • Sometimes I forget that Sean Bean is a British actor living in the 21st Century.

  • For that I’d expect Sean Bean to pop over to my house for a pint and a sing-song.

  • Turning to Jamesons and Sean Bean to keep out the cold.

  • Wife and I just started watching Game of Thrones. I keep expecting the midget to ask Sean Bean to take a ring to a volcano. Very off-putting.

  • hold up…. there is seriously someone out there named Sean Bean?

  • Sean Bean is the absolute fucking boss in everything. End of

    • After Photos of Sean with the new Truck, June 03, 2012

  • Mum’s friend got farm trailer stuck in a field, stopped passer by to use his phone. She realised later it was Sean Bean. Hope he was on @O2!

  • #AndySerkis‬ sat next to me on the tube… On his way to see Sean Bean… Oh the Glamour!

  • I once legit saw Sean Bean at Heathrow airport but never really bothered to tell anyone. I hope Sean Bean isn’t mad at me for it.

  • Poor Sean Bean. We should start a fundraiser to buy him a puppy and an ice cream cake.

  • The Sun is a piece of shit on so many levels, who gives a fuck that Sean Bean bought beer? See through bag tricks

  • Dear Sun, stop picking on Sean Bean. I bet his wife just wants his money.

  • That’s a nice purse, Sean. Perhaps you should market it as a ‪#BeanBag‬. After your emergency manicure.

  • Those shots of Sean Bean looking really rough are shocking……he is a millionaire(I assume) and drinks CARLING?!!

  • One does not pop out for some tinnies without getting papped looking like Rab C Nesbitt…it is folly!

  • How dare the Mail knock the Legend that is Sean Bean. The man is a Steel City hero

  • If the Universe has any sense of humor, Sean Bean will become immortal.

  • What the hell are you on about now? I assumed “sharp showers” meant it was going to be raining Sean Beans.

  • A Sean Bean speech has the power to destroy a nation!!

  • You want Hugh Grant when there is Sean Bean. You’re a sad deluded woman.

  • Ashley Judd’s face is so annoying. How on earth did she get Sean Bean as her husband?? He deserves better!!!

  • The only person who is even able to correct Sean Bean is Sean Bean!

  • My history teacher fancies Sean Bean. omg!

  • Her Majesty, Your Majesty, Our Majesty. God bless you Ma’am. Tho I still don’t understand why you had Sean Bean put to death. Oh hang on…

  • A Sean Beaner is a term used to define the erection that a heterosexual man gets while watching Sean Bean act.

  • Was wondering why I was getting likes on my facebook picture, then remembered I put a picture of Sean Bean dressed in drag as my pic.

  • Sean Bean is so attractive that it’s bordering on sickening (in a good way?)!

  • I wonder if Sean Bean struts around the Lord of the Rings reunion parties going “I GOT MEMED, MOTHERF**KERS!”

  • I like to turn the volume up on the car radio during O2 adverts, and imagine Sean Bean purring into my ear after sex

  • I got to write a letter to Sean Bean and get graded for it for once! Finally all of my practice has paid off.

  • Why does Sean Bean only ever play Medieval men who die? I want to see him in a Diseny film, on roller skates, making cake, smiling..

  • Sean Bean is the Patron Saint of Yorkshire

  • Advise against other dates in the meantime, otherwise you shall leave them in a heartbeat when Sean Bean arrives!

    • After the Blades Lost the Playoffs, May 27, 2012

  • I hope Sean Bean’s alright after that penalty shootout.

  • Huddersfield up over Sheffield Utd. Our milkman will be happy but Sean Bean will be miserable.

  • Sean Bean don’t you wish you were a Real Essex boy today?

  • Glad to see Sheff United consigned to a further season in the wilderness that is League One. I would like to see Sean Bean cry like a girl

  • Somewhere in the world, Sean Bean is hacking his own head off. Unlucky Sheffield United, you will come again.

  • Sean Bean has called his bannermen and is marching to London as we speak.

  • Sean Bean will tonight dress up as Boromir and will run around Yorkshire killing Sheffield Wednesday and Huddersfield fans.

  • Bet Sean Bean isn’t very happy. He might just go and record another death scene now.

  • I have no interest in football but I hate to think of Sean Bean in a depression. Especially after his head was lopped off so nastily

    • End of Missing Series, May 24, 2012

  • New show with Cliff Curtis & Sean Bean called Searching. Ashley Judd to be Guest Star (winkwink). Problem solved!

  • How funny is it when Cliff Curtis looks at Sean Bean and says, “I’ve offered her everything short of Zeus’ lightning bolt”.

  • How can #Missing be over…….?! I need answers! And Sean Bean!

  • Just found out #Missing was cancelled by ABC. I’m surprised by how dismayed I am. Sean Bean is all kinds of awesome.

  • There’s a crappy Sean Bean movie on TV. Sean Bean can do no harm in my book tho, so crappy movie it is.

  • It always makes me laugh. When will they learn that Sean Bean is just Northern and that’s it?!

  • I admire Sean Bean, dears. I love the way he says “02” and how he says “lass” And I love him in blue sequins!

  • I think the only thing that would get me excited about going to see this Torch was if Sean Bean was running along carrying it… naked.

  • Peter Dinklage is half the actor Sean Bean is.

  • “I have just worn the helmet of the Orc that kills Sean Bean in Lord of the Rings”… it’s BOY HEAVEN at his mate’s dad’s house it seems.

  • To counter the lack of Sean Bean in the current season of Game of Thrones, I’ve been watching the Sharpe TV series.

  • Sean Bean has been in some trouble since being off the show. He’d probably appreciate the distraction…

  • I feel cruel because the Sean Bean death reel made me laugh. A lot.

  • When life gets me down, Troy reminds me that Sean Bean exists in this world.

  • Sean Bean is too good for an emmy.

  • As I said to Sophie Webster, “Show me a lass that dun’t fancy Sean Bean & I’ll show you a Prisoner Cell Block H box set & a KD Lang record!”

  • Sean Bean 97: acting credits. If he can get 101 by age 82 he’ll beat Vincent Price:197 acting credits before his death.

  • Sean Bean’s name just makes me think about how fucking ridiculous the English language is.

  • Is Sean Bean still doing the O2 ads? Surely he can’t need the money – is he just doing it for fun?

  • Watching Fellowship of the Ring and seeing Sean Bean 10 years younger is something extraordinary.

  • Why do I find Sean Bean attractive? His voice……it’s his voice.

  • You have no one to blame but yourself for getting attached to a character played by Sean Bean.

  • Dear Sean, when you’re over wife no 4, I’ll be waiting, ok? oh, & I’ve got bigger boobs than the glamour model!

  • Sean Bean’s naked. My eyes!!!! My eyes!!!

  • Sean Bean opened a door for me a few days ago and gifted me a smile-what a gentleman!

    • General Comments, May 23, 2012

  • Has anyone seen Sean Bean looking clean in the last 20yrs? All of his roles have him looking unwashed and frankly one step away from hobo

  • Who ever decided to cast Sean Bean as king of the north was just a genius.

  • Lets be honest, Fellowship of the Ring only gets good when the lovely Boromir shows up (played by the lovely Sean Bean). Infatuated? moi????

  • I hate how Sean Bean never gets fully good guy parts. Northerners have souls too, ya know

  • Curry bubbling in the slow cooker, Sean Bean on the telly = Happy!

  • How you know you’re in a Sheffield family: “Oi, shurrup! Sean Bean’s talking!”

  • Love how my family has put LOTR on and suddenly start talking about my Uncle giving Sean Bean a bloody nose & hanging with him in the pub.

  • Watching LOTR, united in our disgust for Frodo’s tediousness. Sean Bean dies and Dad says, ‘Now he’s a has-Bean!’

  • How are you this morning? DM me your address and I’ll stick Sean Bean in the post as soon as I’m done with him.

  • How much does Sean Bean get paid for saying “Next time on Formula One…”?

  • Trip back down South is quite fun thanks to vivid sexual fantasies about Sean Bean.

  • I just want Sean Bean on my screen. Is that so much to ask?

  • I’m sure I can handle Sean Bean in the buff 😉 hehehe

  • “Sean Bean is a right bugger, he must like wedding cake”.

  • We just hired an intern with a name very similar to “Sean Bean” – I’m not making friends with him; clearly he won’t survive

    • General Comments, May 22, 2012

  • Ugh the way Sean Bean says anything. Bloody great gruff Northerner.
  • Sean Bean is a Yorkshire legend…hard as fuck.
  • I’m no fashionista, but it is clear that Sean Bean’s suit does not fit him. Couldn’t afford a tailor after Cage’s salary?
  • Also: WHY DOES SEAN BEAN NOT HAVE A TWITTER. This is not fair!
  • That’s a point, why isn’t Sean Bean on Twitter already. That really needs to happen.
  • Let’s be honest. If Sean Bean asked you to cheat on your husband, wouldn’t you?
  • Saw @TheRSC’s Romeo & Juliet age 9 w/ Sean Bean playing Romeo. Thought his name was Seen Been. This story helped get my job
  • I thought Ned looked exactly like Sean Bean, I had no idea it was ACTUALLY SEAN BEAN! AWESOME
  • If they ever did a Groundhog Day remake, it should star Sean Bean. Dude deserves a thousand lives.
  • I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again: Sean Bean is the greatest male on the planet.
  • Why give him the part in the first place, Sean Bean isn’t the type of actor who should be typecast. Hes so obviously A-List!
  • Which body part of Sean Bean’s is your favourite and WHY?
  • Also why would Alan Rickman be interested in cooking…with me. Next thing I know I’ll be mowing the lawn with Sean Bean.
  • Random Thought: An actor could play a big role in a series and still die. But then again it could just be because he’s Sean Bean.
  • I had a dream with Sean Bean saving me from hippos.
  • Very worried I’ll miss it. Sean Bean, with or without frock – is a bit of an obsession with me.
  • Godverdomme! Sean Bean gaat weer dood! #waaarom?!
  • Totally forgot I had Sean Bean on a tea towel!

    • General Comments, May 21, 2012

  • My ma told me Sean Bean’s face looks weird in this episode of Missing. Seeing as he is 53 years old, I think he looks pretty darn good!
  • We should start a Sean Bean shelter, where he’ll be safe, loved and cared for.
  • Oh, oh! And um… *fidgets* Sean Bean. Sorry to say it, but I find him hot.
  • Meanwhile, Mom has demanded a “The 1000 Deaths of Sean Bean” movie weekend. So now I have to plan for that
  • My Mum nearly ran Sean Bean over when he was filming ‘When Saturday Comes’
  • Sean Bean was all “One does not simply walk into Mordor” and I was like, “Yes you do! You totally do!”
  • Saw a picture of Sean Bean smiling. Didn’t recognize him for a couple seconds.
  • Wonder how Sean Bean feels doing voice over for ad full of bubbles! Forever blowing bubbles! Bloodymoaningblades!!
  • Just finished the first episode… Sean Bean seems pretty concerned with this Winter business…
  • I wonder when they’re gonna kill off Sean Bean in the O2 ads.
  • Have O2 told Sean Bean to tone down the accent in the new ad? Sounding very prim and proper.
  • Broomhill Friery! Order the Sean Bean Meat Feast!
  • Two things in life are certain. Death and the fact that Sean Bean is the manliest of men.
  • Everytime Sean Bean speaks on Game of Thrones I think it should be renamed Game of Phones.
  • Sean Bean needs to move in.. Now that’s the sort of neighbour you want!
  • Spent my lunch break with my friend Rebecca. It’s Friesday. We ate fries & spoke at length about Sean Bean’s handsomeness. Time well spent.
  • Heard an 02 ad last night with Sean Bean doing the voiceover. Still think it’d be funny if halfway through there was an explosion.
  • I hope one day there’s a coffee company out there with enough balls to make a Sean Bean flavor someday.
  • All right. I confess. I just want Sean Bean to be the hero of my personal life. Is that too much to ask?
  • “They have a cave troll” The inflection Sean Bean gives to that quote is just perfect.
  • For all you @sean__bean fans you should check out Sean Bean Online/Facebook put together by fans, they did a great job.

    • General Comments, May 20, 2012

  • In life there’s only one thing you need to know; Sean Bean is better than you.
  • Sean Bean saying “puppy” is the cutest thing on earth
  • Definitely, My life’s more complete now I know Sean Bean tried to steal Lena Headey’s sandwiches during lunch breaks.
  • Sinking my teeth in to the first Ep of Game of Thrones. Decent so far. Hearing Sean Bean makes me subliminally want to buy a phone from O2
  • Big Dilemma! What should I watch on TV tonight, Game of Thrones or Sheffield United? I think I’ll ask myself, what would Sean Bean do?
  • The difference between a good movie and a great movie is whether sean bean is in it.
  • Well… I was going to go to sleep but I turned to BBCAmerica and found Sean Bean on my TV screen. Sexy men win over sleep everytime.
  • The name Sean Bean is banned from EFL classes as it may leave vulnerable learners with unstable vowel syndrome.
  • I’m still waiting for Sean Bean to come back to life. He’s listed second on the credits. It’s got to happen
  • I’m watching a James Bond film for the first time for reasons of Sean Bean. I may have a problem.
  • Absolutely nothing strange in dreaming about Sean Bean in a 95th Rifles uniform.
  • Sometimes I wake up violently in a cold sweat, but that’s usually only because Sean Bean stopped rubbing his beard on my tummy in my dream.
  • Anyone who says a Yorkshire accent is terrible, I will raise you Sean Bean. Argument over.
  • Apparently, I will never run a successful book club, because I always mention Sean Bean. Like daily.
  • Sean Bean on Twitter would be funny as hell!!! awwww!
  • Sean Bean is upstairs reading the kids the Arthurian myths. At least, I am down here pretending he is.
  • American tv show, looks bang on! Got Sean Bean in it (that’s him from Sheffield innit?)
  • Just realised that if my father had hair he’d look like Sean Bean.
  • When you said you wanted Sean to flick your Bean, I imagine you were picturing him Stark naked. (I’ll show myself out…)
  • The only thing that would wake me up properly right now is Sean Bean in a pair of Speedos. Fly my Twitter pretties, fly!

    • Mid-May, 2012, latest brush with the Law:

  • Morning all. Anyone else wake up with a hangover and a Sean Bean tattoo?
  • My friends were nasty about Sean Bean. Now they’re not my friends.
  • Sean Bean must be loving being referred to as “TV Sean” by The Mirror. Think he was also involved in a small film called LOTR….
  • Sean Bean arrested for alleged abusive texts. Is this a crime now?
  • Sean Bean arrested for harrassing his ex. Which one?
  • How old is Sean Bean? He could be pretty much any age couldn’t he? 45? 56? He always looks exactly the same.
  • Sean Bean, he’s been a very naughty boy! I just wish I had married him, I’d show him a proper stalker!
  • Sean Bean was arrested for harassing his fourth wife?! What woman wouldn’t want him?….”
  • It’s only a matter of time before Sean Bean dies in one of these O2 adverts

    • End of April, 2012:

  • Sean Bean’s nose is a thing of beauty.
  • I want Sean Bean to be my Dad. Or at least an Uncle
  • Now Missing is telling a small child to go meet Sean Bean in the men’s room.
  • Missing is Sean Bean’s best acting when I actually believe him as a loving parent vs someone who would shoot me in the head
  • I think I nearly put my head through a wall. Is it wrong I dream of Sean Bean and I headbanging…together?
  • If I had to choose between Sean Bean, Daniel Craig or Gerard Way, I’d ask which one liked ironing!
  • I can’t wait for his guest appearance on SOUTH PARK. “Oh my god, they killed Sean Bean!”
  • I love that actor Sean Bean is typecasted as either Russian or from the middle ages/fantasy because he can rock a fur coat
  • The Save Sean Bean campaign is gathering steam, but I still think he’s just paying off the asskicking he did in Sharpe.
  • I have feelings about Sean Bean. Perfectly natural. 😉
  • The words “bitterness,” “historical,” “mockery,” “contempt,” and “arrogant” sound like paradise coming out of Sean Bean’s voice. Seriously.
  • Laughed at mum cause she could barely stand to see Sean Bean’s decapitation in #GameOfThrones. Hehehe.
  • The way Sean Bean says “people” is just so *juicy*. It’s like he stores air between his lips & teeth before the burst release
  • It turns out it’s all a dream. Sean Bean wakes up to find out he fell asleep in a furniture store while shopping for thrones
  • Had a dream I met the ghosts of Sean Bean. They were pissed.

    • April, 2012, for Mirror, Mirror:

  • Finally got round to googling who the king was in Mirror Mirror. Sean Bean. I’ve heard of him.
  • I am watching Bravo Two Zero. I know that soon Sean Bean will be licking shit from his fingers. I will leave the room at that point.
  • Has Sean Bean literally had the same hairstyle since Fellowship?
  • Sean bean should be a football commentator as well as all round über god
  • I saw Mirror Mirror this morning which is basically to say, the five minutes of Sean Bean made my birthday. The cupcakes didn’t hurt either.
  • I give up. Sean Bean is horrendously attractive in a kind of I-could-kill-you-with-my-bare-hands sort of way. I love him.
  • Cab I was in this afternoon nearly ran over Sean Bean. Then he would DEFINITELY have needed O2.
  • Just watched Mirror Mirror. Can only assume Sean Bean paying off latest divorce.
  • That awesome moment when Snow White’s father in Mirror, Mirror is Sean Bean! I will not lie, I squeaked in joy. AND HE DIDN’T DIE!
  • Every time I say bastard now I say it in Sean Bean accent. It’s the only way to roll
  • I have to applaud Sean Bean’s humility, he was all over the Game Of Thrones publicity for Season 1, yet for Season 2 there’s no sign of him.
  • Sean Bean is in Mirror Mirror and he IS NOT the villain and he DOES NOT die. However the sequel is titled Mirror Mirror: Bean’s Revenge.
  • My car dies so much that Sean Bean is in talks to play it in an upcoming movie.
  • Forget the whales — we need a Save Sean Bean campaign.
  • It’s cool if I watch Missing just for Sean Bean, right?
  • I may or may not have yelled ‘Ned’ when Sean Bean was on screen during Mirror Mirror.
  • Considering his track record in film roles, I’m growing increasingly concerned about Sean Bean’s role in the O2 adverts.
  • Did they intend to make the old king more attractive than the prince? Oh well. Thank you Sean Bean.

    • General comments, March, 2012:

  • Let them say I lived in the time of Sean Bean…
  • Ooh. Sean Bean. He’s not what he was, but there’s enough of him left for it to count.
  • 15 minutes in and I’m already convinced that Sean Bean is on a strict regiment of awesome pills. And they are working.
  • Gym? Check. Work? Check. Washing on? Check. Kick back and enjoy an afternoon of being creative, avec some Sean Bean action? Oh, yes..
  • Listening to Sean Bean’s voice-over for O2 mobile just makes me want to buy bread, not a new t’contract.
  • Are Richard Armitage and Sean Bean the same person?
  • It’s been suggested they replace the Angel of the North with a statue of Sean Bean in #GameofThrones pose
  • OH: “Sean Bean looks like, actually homeless in real life.”
  • “I wonder what Sean Bean will look like in about 20 years. He’s going to be one fine ass old man.” Indeed.
  • Well, thanks to the commentary tracks on #gameofthrones dvd, we’re trying out the Sharpe series. Sean Bean is SO YOUNG!
  • Heavy-duty pain killers & Game of Thrones helped my migraine. Do you think I can get Sean Bean on the NHS?

    • Following Sean’s March, 2012, appearance on The Jonathan Ross Show:

  • It wouldn’t be the first time you’ve had Sean Bean up your jumper. Or summink……
  • When your friend sends you a message only saying “Sean Bean. His head.” And you completely understand….
  • Sean Bean’s fault for going on about Fray Bentos pies on Ross’s chat show the other night. Craving for some English comfort food ever since!…..
  • Why does Sean Bean do his hair like a 5 year old girl?…
  • “You had a sex scene at -40, I suppose that was a small part”…. *in Sean Bean voice* “It got bigger…”
  • The Sean Bean ‘Bastard’ montage on Wossy was awesome. That word isn’t used nearly enough these days……
  • Absolutely love Sean Bean’s passion on Fray Bentos pies,you can tell he dearly loves them haha he was so serious. Good man…..
  • Sean Bean looks like he’s off to a wedding. Much better in leathers and with some Valyrian steel….